Breaking News !! Breaking News !! Breaking News !!
Investigative reporters and social justice warriors are flocking to the White House to uncover the next blunder in the ongoing saga of classified mismanagement.
Another gaff by our President? No, this time his handlers have managed to keep him away from reporters and microphones.
Today, the focus is on the Vice President. Rumor has had it that an FBI Swat team had been placed on high alert. ready to raid Vice President, Kamala Harris’s, office.
Her offence? A whistle blowing staffer, no doubt planted in the VP’s office by Republican operatives, apparently had informed the Department of Justice that Kamala Harris had been seen reading the Classified Section of her local newspaper. Naughty girl.
Kevin McCarthy has called for a special prosecutor to undertake a sweeping investigation, asserting that “no one is above the law.” Jail time, for sure.
Please, Kevin. You would think that our elected officials would find a more productive way to spend our taxpayer dollars.