You probably have seen the news that a Chinese weather balloon was shot down off the coast of South Carolina. A spokesperson for the White House has announced that any recovered debris would be sent to an FBI lab for analysis.
U.S. Attorney General, Merrick Garland has assured the American public that the FBI will undertake this task with its usual diligence and professionalism. “I am confident that evidence will be uncovered indicating that Donald Trump colluded with the Chinese in this tawdry affair.” He also reserved the right to shift blame Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, Marco Rubio, or Governor DeSantis, depending on how events unfold in the next twelve months.
Our tax dollars at work. Stay tuned.