Voter Fraud

Was there fraud in our recent presidential election?  Yes, there was.  It appears that I might have committed such a crime in casting my vote.

Like many Americans, I was hard pressed to vote for either candidate.  Policy positions likely to emerge from a Kamala Harris White House were troubling, to say the least.  Donald Trump’s policies were …. well … hard to discern, if they existed at all.

My solution was to cast my vote for a write-in candidate, Joe Manchin.  He embodies a true sense of service to his constituents and to the country at large.  All okay up to this point.

Then, I made the mistake of mentioning my decision to a liberal friend of mine.  She was furious, saying, “You idiot!  That is a defacto a vote for Trump.”

A day later, I told a Trump supporter of my write-in solution.  He fumed, “You realize that your write-in equals a vote for Harris,  Thanks a lot!”

Three votes in the same election?  Definitely fraudulent.

Fortunately, I avoided jail time.  Special Counsel Jack Smith had been preparing to indict me but relented when I offered to burn my MAGA cap.

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