All men are pigs.
Ralphie is a card-carrying male chauvinist pig. This honor was confirmed a couple of days ago during his regular morning walk with Jumbo, his happy-go-lucky Jack Russell terrier.
Rounding the corner on their way to the park, two attractive women crossed in front of them. One of them smiled and said, “Oh, isn’t he cute.”
Ralphie did not miss a beat. He quickly replied, “Yes, and my dog is too.”
All men are pigs, but few as elevated as Ralphie.