Canadian forests are being ravaged by uncontrolled wildfires. Smoke is sweeping down and choking much of America’s northern states. Fuming, President Trump threatens to levy massive tariffs on Canada.
Does Canada have a problem? No, Canada has an opportunity,
First, Canada will accede to President Trump’s earlier suggestion that she be absorbed as America’s fifty-first state.
Then, Canada will receive massive funding from Washington in the form of disaster relief. Congress never saw a crisis that could not be solved by printing money.
Finally, Canada will secede from the Union.
No problem.